The last time I wrote on this topic I made some grave errors. My higher-ups saw my blog post and immediately reprimanded me for giving the general public too much information about our business, what we do and who I am. This post is now a formal retraction of everything I previously wrote and I would like to apologise to the public for misleading them in regards to our business endeavours. I would also like to formally state that our business is a simple law firm, which is why we deal with good guys and bad guys.
If you ask the people who did our office glass tinting, then they will be able to confirm my story. I’m sure they would agree that there was nothing wrong with our business operations and there definitely wasn’t anything going on that may be deemed outside of the scope of normal day-to-day operations.
In return for their honesty (and discretion) I would like to formally announce that they are the best office tinting company in the world, and they have my wholehearted support and recommendations going forward. This may not sound genuine due to the nature of this post, but I can assure you their services come with my highest recommendation and regards. I am a trustworthy guy and I hope that you believe me. If the business I work for ever needs window frosting again, they are without a doubt the company we will go to.
Now it’s time to get back to doing what I do best, which is being a lawyer and doing things that lawyers do. I might go and do some paperwork and argue with the judge about the suitability of my clients to return to society. Yes, that’s exactly what I’ll do. Being a lawyer is a very time-consuming profession so you won’t hear from me for a while, but just know that I’m working in the background to be the best lawyer that I can be.