Rose of Thorns
I’m sick of those roses! They’re the bane of my existence! I thought they’d be a lovely addition to…
Playing Near Glass
My adult son just purchased one of those silly nerf toys that are obnoxiously loud and makes everyone uncomfortable. I…
Fishing For Food
The fish just aren’t biting these days. I used to be able to feed myself for a week after just…
Thanking The Plumber
I feel like all my blog posts have been so somber recently. The world’s current events have just been really…
Blocked Drain Arguments
My housemate is so gross! I thought living with guys would be chill, but turns out they’re fussier than us…
The Marine Villain
You know, there are a lot of great movies in the Marble Cinematic Multiverse, but I think that Captain Ocean:…
Emergency Suspension Service
I’m on my way to get a promotion! I’ve been at my job almost two years now, and I’m finally…
Running is dangerous
Well, it’s confirmed. Running is dangerous. I’ve hated running for the last twenty-five years. I don’t know why I thought…
Cured Foot Problems
I’m cured! Three months on and my Achilles Tendinitis is so much better. I can walk around easily with my…
Regular car service
After a recent argument with my parents about who was to use which car, I decided it was time for…