People these days can’t skate
I’ve written on this blog before anonymously venting my grievances about young people. Now I have another opportunity to do…
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Worst and best date at an ice skating
Some men just don’t know how to treat a lady. As an eighty year old single and eligible bachelorette, I…
This New-Fangled Oxygen Therapy
I’ll admit, I’m distrustful of practically everything new. It’s not a stereotypical ‘elderly person’ thing, at least not with me;…
My kid wants to give me an early funeral
David, my son, will not shut up. He’s trying to get me to prepare my will. I may be 78…
Is your skin too wrinkly for laser hair removal?
I hate getting old. On the inside I feel like a twenty-two-year-old spring chicken, but on the outside I look…
Living it out in luxury
Let’s not beat around the bush here. I’m old. I’m an old person with bones that creak and want to…
Ownership Isn’t What it Used to Be…
Back when I was young in the late 1930s, we didn’t think much about the future. Perhaps that’s because there…
The Function Room I Really Wanted
It’s not that I actively dislike my family; I just think they’re a bunch of dolts. Oh, three generations on…
Oven repairs and the quest for masculinity
Some of my mates say that I’m “whipped” but that’s not even the half of it. I mean, this isn’t…
Be grateful for appliances repairs
I always thought I was a good mother, until my kids turned out to be little monsters. I don’t know…